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She don't like the way I talk, she don't like the way I walk
When I chew my food it really drives her 'round the block
She don't like the friends I see, she can't stand my family
So it's kinda hard to figure why she married me
It's gotta be...

Aggravation, irritation
Strange, but she seems to want her life to be
Full of that aggravation, irritation
That must be the reason she married me

She tells me that I'm a slob, she wants me to get a job
She don't even like the fragrance from my old corn cob
Sometimes I think I'll leave 'n' end her misery
But I’ll stay ‘n’ give her what she wants, it’s my duty
To give her that...

Aggravation, irritation
Strange, but she seems to want her life to be
Full of that aggravation, irritation
That must be the reason she married me

Some folks like it best when they're fit to be tied
'N' that's why folks like me are here
To keep 'em satisfied
Givin’ ‘em...

Aggravation, irritation
Strange, but she seems to want her life to be
Full of that aggravation, irritation
That must be the reason she married me